Heidi is the proprietor of a bar in Berlin.
In order to increase sales, she decides to allow
her customers, most of whom are unemployed alcoholics,
to buy now and pay later.

Word gets around and as a result, customers flood
into Heidi's bar!
Taking advantage of her customers' freedom
from immediate payment constraints,
Heidi increases her prices, and her
volume increases dramatically!
A young go-getter at the local bank
recognizes these debts as valuable future
assets and increases Heidi's borrowing limit.
He sees no reason for concern since he has the
debts of the alcoholics as collateral.
At the bank's corporate head office, experts transform these
customer assets into DRINKBONDS, ALKYBONDS and PUKEBONDS.
These securities are then traded on the world market.
It should be pointed out that no one really
understands what these abbreviations
mean, or how the securities are
guaranteed.
Nevertheless, as their prices continually climb,
the securities become top-selling items.
Life is good!
One day, although the prices are still climbing,
a risk manager, (subsequently fired for negativity),
decides that the time has come to demand payment of
the debts incurred by the drinkers at Heidi's bar.
However, they cannot pay back the debts.
Heidi cannot fulfill her loan obligations and claims bankruptcy.
DRINKBOND and ALKYBOND drop in price by 95%.
PUKEBOND performs a little better, stabalizing
after dropping only 80%!
The suppliers to Heidi's bar, having granted her
generous payment-due dates, and having invested
in the securities, are now faced with a new situation!

Her wine supplier 
claims bankruptcy, and her beer supplier is taken over by a competitor.
The bank is saved by the government
following dramatic round-the-clock consultations
by leaders from the governing political parties.
The funds required for this emergancy bail-out are
obtained by a special tax levied on
THE NON-DRIKERS!
(Sound familiar?)